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A burglar（入室盗窃者）

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."

一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊，警察告诉他说，“你在法庭上会有这个机会的。”

“不，不，不”，这个人说，“我就是想知道他是如何做到潜入我家并且还能不惊醒我的老婆，我已经努力好多年了都没能做到这点。”

Coincidence（巧合）

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him.

"What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who she is?"

"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife."

"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."

"I did." said the man.

台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说，“这是什么嗓子啊？你知道她是谁吗？”

那个男人回答，“她是我老婆。”

“哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是说她嗓子不差，就是曲子太难听了。我真是想不到谁会写出这么难听的曲子呢？”

那个男人回答，“是我写的！”